Suzanne Portnoy

Oh, now you tell me you love blowjobs?

Nice meeting you as well. Come back anytime; we’ll leave the lights on for you.

Never fear, the bloggers are here!

See you later.

Viv

We are a very friendly bunch at In the Flesh at Happy Ending. I think you will enjoy reading once you find how receptive we are and how we like to laugh and have a good time!

Great appearance on howard today - major turn on listening to you & your stories while driving into work this morn. I’ll be getting the book. Thanx

I love the way you present your sexuality and how you revel things about you we never should know, love you.

I heard your segment on the Howard Stern show today. You were a great guest. I’ll be picking up your book.

Glad you emerged unscathed from Howard.

Wish I was able to attend In the Flesh tonight, but I’m sure you’ll really enjoy it. It’s always a great and responsive crowd.

Should have joined us at the party and given a few of them! It was soooo much fun finding the bottom of that wine bottle with you and the gang. More fun than lunch ever would’ve been, but when C. and I get to London so she can shag the Little Witch, I promise lunch then!

It’s people like you who spread diseases around. At some point you are going to come to your senses and then try to find a new boyfriend and when that happens I wonder if you would ever tell him, I bet not. You see, I know girls like you except they tend to do it on holiday so they keep it a secret from the guys in their area because they know that guys don’t want a whore for a girlfriend. I’m being harsh but that’s so as to not fool any other girls out there that this is acceptable behaviour, and by acceptable, I mean acceptable for a man potential girlfriend. It’s also not a way to increase your self-esteem which I’m sure you lost due to your age, looks and the fact your husband was laughing at you during sex. These guys don’t find you attractive in any way they see you as a filthy whore and actually hate women and like the fact they are using you. I would put money on it that you actually will become a lesbian in a few years as you will have lost all respect for men and they will have lost all respect for you. I also hope the best for your two boys; I wonder what they must be going through. And by the way, I love Howard Stern but you don’t get the show. When he’s being “sweet” to you, just like he is for porn stars he’s actually patronising you and making you look a fool.

Well, John, I personally wouldn’t date a woman who isn’t a slut. Take your morality and shove it!

Suzanne, I have reviewed our evening together and given you a big photo of your book on my blog today. Good luck with its sales, and have a safe trip home. You would’ve enjoyed the party and done quite well playing the unicorn.

So that’s where lesbians come from!

You are a delight and an inspiration! I loved hanging out with you, and I do see you as a goodwill ambassador for those of us who are over 40 and having the time of our lives, fucking our brains out. God bless you, darling.