Suzanne Portnoy

Once, a few years ago, I put an ad on a swinging site and had about 200 responses within a day.

Like usual, I was looking for a well educated, handsome, VWE man who had a sense of humour.  Here is one response I’d like to share with you that I found particularly amusing:

Nice to read your e-mail.
I am a single male of Indian origin. I am said that I have a good tongue and a good cunninglinguist. I definitely would like to mee tou guys. On our meeting I would like to kiss your wife.Her lips are gorgeous. Suck her lips . I m sure she will taste like honey.I like to explore her mouth with my tongue. She will kiss me back. I will take her in my arms and hld her in my tight grasp. She will feel my cock hitting the base of her tummy. I bend down to kiss her navel I put my tongue in her navel and swirl it around. She will be writihning for ecstasy. I slowly take her dress off. I see her seethru bra and panties. Kiss her nipples. Suck on them thru the bra. Sh feels my cock. My cock is black uncut and 7 in long. She feels my cock thru my trousers. I take it out of my trousers. She feels the skin and she shivers. i kiss her again. She starts to wank me. Slowly at first. by now her panties and knickers are on the floor. i dont wait time. i lick her from her head to toe. I then concentersate on her pussy. Her clit is so big man., You are one lucky man. I suck on her clit. She tastes fantastic. I push my tongue inside her. She writhes in ecstasy. She pulls my head towards her pussy. My face is smudged with her juices. I drink them. She comes for the first time in my mouth. She then undresses me totally and takes my cock in her hand. Plants a kiss on its head. She opens my cock and sees the big purple knob. Licks it hungrily. i ask her to do more. I say I cant wait and she asks me to come on her tits. I come in loads. Then you join in and fuck her. I am in her mouth. We all have fun a lot. She asks me to mount her. I fuck her with slow but long strides. |I reach the end of her womb. She kisses me passsionately again. I give her hard and long fucking. She asks for more. We carry on for 15 mins. By now you come on her tits. We still make love.
I come on her pussy. We all have a fantastic evening.
Love to hear from you soon.

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Have a lovely weekend!