Suzanne Portnoy

Gosh, where has the year gone? It seemed only a few months back that everyone was polishing their rubber clothes with Windolene, donning their gimp masks and whips and getting ready for the exhibitionist’s biggest weekend of the year - the Rubber Ball. Now here we are again and I’ve only gone and booked myself out with my usual tag team this evening for a night of DP fun. Tomorrow I’ve got a more vanilla playdate with a friend who wants to see me in stockings, heels and my fake Roland Mouret galaxy dress so he can take it off very slowly. He has a thing about removing clothing and I have a thing about being naked so it works.

Still, I’m really hoping that in between my dates, I might get a chance to head off to the horrific Excel centre tomorrow for a little kinky shopping. This really is the place for fetish fashion, whips and floggers, paddles and canes, not to mention amazing corsets, jewellery, shoes, sex toys, books, art, even fetish furniture! There are usually some great workshops too so if you need to pick up some tips about improving your rope tying techniques, you’re bound to find it at the show.

Here are the details:

Show Open Times:

EXCEL CENTRE
Friday 5th October: 11 am - 7 pm
Saturday 6th October: 11 am - 5 pm