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While the Kids are Away
Their mom is playing, hence the reason for my absence. Even I haven’t quite worked out how to write and get plugged in all three holes at the same time. My usual swinging partner Greg has been introducing me to some of his posse, guys who have been on the scene for years and are very popular for good reason. As I said to him yesterday, in a french accent straight out of the Ferrer Rocher ad, ‘Darling, with all these huge cocks you will be spoiling me…’
Last night he procured me the creme de la creme - Sam, a black guy with gorgeous high cheekbones, a muscular body, big smile and even bigger cock and Geoff, a Middle-Eastern, middle-aged guy who looked like one would expect a middle-aged, Middle-Eastern man to look especially if he was 10″ and thick. Yummy. Along with me, a Jew, and Greg, Northern European, we were a multi-cultural crew. And horny. Bloody hell, we were horny.
We could have made a hell of a porn movie.
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*Eyes widening* 10 INCHES? With my record, he’d withdraw and find my IUD stuck on the end of it! LMAO