Suzanne Portnoy

Very Very hot! Your drive always amazes me. Now…how long before the Hot Neighbor is invited to a sex party?

She has friends who are swingers but it would just be too weird. I like to keep it local but the next door neighbour is a bit too local.

when i was growing up in nyc we lived opposite a hotel where a lot of dubious people stayed. once, when i was about 13 or so, i could see right out my bedroom window, in a room in the hotel, a woman walking around totally naked while 2 clothed men watched.

i told my mother.

now, how many mothers would do what she did? she told me to turn the lights off in my room, so i couldn’t be seen watching these people. then we both brought our dinners into the bedroom and sat there in the dark, eating and watching the scene [which never got more intense than i've described above] in the hotel room opposite.

is there one other mother on this entire planet who would do what mine did??

well, that kind of upbringing made me what i am today.
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Don’t Ask.

PS
oh dear, suzanne, i guess i’ve just implicitly categorized you as ‘dubious’!!

well, take it as a compliment.

I’m ok with dubious. I can’t see my mother doing what your mother did. She would have shut the blinds.

You getting a ASBO could be mistrued as a great publicity for you, so just think if you appeared in all the papers and especially the tabloids, you might sell lots and lots of more books, and invited on tv shows to tell all of what had gone on. You will need to tell others to complain and with your agent report you to the press.

Good idea. I might try that when my next book comes out.

Suzanne - you dont occasionally get the northern line in the morning do you?

I take public transport possibly half a dozen times a year.

As a porno reading this is good, but if I had kids I would not like to have my neighbour doing certain things outdoors. I am no prudish at all, but I believe that it’s just kind of clever doing “certain” things away from neighbours, friends or co workers.
As you should well know by now, society is very hipocrate, but again maybe probable you do not care.
One question, how do you put a condom on under the water, or there was no condom?

Well, I’ve been living on my street for 15 years this is a mute point.

lol…I think you meant a “moot” point…..out of interest, how would you feel if your kids (when they were very young) saw a neighbour fucking two men ?

I can’t think there are many young kids up past midnight. All they would really make out are shapes in the dark. I’m not shagging under floodlights. You can read what Mimi’s mum did in the comment above and didn’t seem to have any lasting impact on her. As for my kids, if they saw my HN fucking, I think they’d be over the moon!!

George, out of interest, you don’t work for a QC, do you?

Why do you ask Suzanne?

Just curious…

What prompted that curiosity?

The wonders of technology. I am geek, after all.

Well, as it happens, no, I dont work for a QC and in my experience, lawyers are dull, pedantic bores.

Finally read an issue of SCARLET magazine with my girlfriend… she loved your piece (which I think I read on here?) about swinging in a forgeign country.

Thanks Mickey. It was a great place. I’d love to go back, if only to escape this dreadful weather!

Hi Suzanne

Was you hot tub difficult to install? do you need a really big garden with water and electricity supplies in close proximity.

Your post has just given me a very cool idea

Thanks in advance for you answers

Richard

still giggling at the idea [implied by you above] that what my ‘mum’ did had ‘no impact’ on me and therefore left me the sane, balanced, sensible person i am today!

actually, my mother is an eccentric too, in her way… so the impact she had was to make me eccentric, funny, tolerant, unpredictable, extremely open-minded in some ways but not in others.

oh i forgot, this is Your blog.

Richard: Greg put it together. It’s a proper cedar tub, DIY, available from http://www.hottub.co.uk. It was not very easy to put together but if you’re a handy kind of guy than it should be ok. Unfortunately, it took the company 3 trips before all the parts were finally here so that did not help matters. I have a postage stamp of a garden but you do need a special kind of electricity cable to run to it that cost an extra £400 to put in and also water nearby.
Mimi: OK, so maybe not THAT normal but still seemingly well balanced.

Hi Suzanne

We were debating this at work today so I have another question, how easy is the hot tub to clear after you know, activities have taken place inside? I assumed it would be releatively easy; however i have been told its quite difficult. Could you shed any light on this?

Thanks in advance

To be honest, I can’t remember the last time that took place in the tub. It’s more a foreplay place than a full on fucking place, not least because the water has a tendency to wash away the fluids as soon as they are produced. It would be a drag to have to empty the thing if there was cum in the water, though I suppose if you dosed it with mega chlorine, it might take care of the problem.

I would have loved to have had neighbours who had sex in their garden when I was a kid. Actually I still would. Porn could go hang if I could gaze down at hot-tub threesomes from my bedroom window. God, my childhood was rubbish. Do you know, I didn’t see a real-life vagina until I was… alright, alright, this is neither the time nor the place. Sorry.

Now, in the absence of an interesting garden…