Suzanne Portnoy

I am not one to beg (well, maybe, occasionally but only when I really, really want it) but a little bird just told me that if I could only get 20 Amazon reviews on amazon.com (not .co.uk) than somehow it will transform my appalling Amazon ranking.  I don’t actually know whether or not this is true, but it seems worth trying so if any American folks reading this have read my books and want to write something NICE about them on Amazon U.S., can you please do so.

In exchange I will happily post off a pair of my knickers to you (hardly worn), a signed card, sex advice or whatever else you fancy as long as it doesn’t require me showing up in a small town in the midwest to dispense sexual favours.  Even I have to draw the line somewhere.